"My Name is Slim Beni"
by Stoneth
StonethX@hotmail.com
A spoof of "My Name Is" by Eminem

[Chorus]
Hi! Watashi wa... (Ueh?) Watashi wa... (Nani?)
Watashi wa... (Tika tika) Slim Beni
Hi! Watashi wa... (Ueh?) Watashi wa... (Nani?)
Watashi wa... (Tika tika) Slim Beni

Ahem... sumimasen!
Can I have the attention of the combatants,
for one second?

Hi kids! Do you like electricity? (Sugoi!)
Wanna see me toss Raijin Kens through each one of my enemies? (Wai!)
Wanna be like Lin and do exactly like he did? (Uh huh.)
Get pissed off and attack everyone worse than Goenitz did? (Waaaah!)

My moves are light weight, I like to keep my hair straight
but I'm can't figure out Ladies Team member I'd like to impregnate
And Kyo says "Beni, you a femmy boy!"
Nuh uh uh! "Then why the halter top? Man you a fruitcup!"

Well since KoF 94, I've been bored out of my gourd
Cause no other team that could top Japan's Team's high score! (Nippon ichi!)
Got pissed off and ripped Athena's dress off. (*rip!*)
And Kensou just stared while scarfing nikuman or some stuff. (*sound of nose bleed*)

My kick moves are fast and they knock you on the grass. (Oof!)
And sometimes when I win I like to show off my ass. (*wolf whistle*)
C'mere, Yuri! "Beni, that's my sister! Stay away!"
I don't give a damn, Ryo. Everyone else thinks I'm gay.

[Chorus]

Omega Rugal tried to kill me in '95.
Thanks a lot, this time I won't leave you half alive.
I smacked him in his face with a drill kick, threw him with a suplex,
Finnished his cyber ass off with a Raikou Ken. (*electrocuting sound*)

Walked into King's club, so many ladies to pick up.
Tried my luck with the bartender but got smacked with her Trap Shot.
Legion of women fighters, taking no prisoners too.
And before I lost consiousness I heard Blue Mary scream "Fuck you!"

Those who say they heard I'm gay were lied to.
And I just found out Iori stars in more yaoi than I do. (Ooo!)
I told Shingo I'd grow to steal the spotlight from the Japan Team
To promote my Beni Shampoo that really makes my hair gleam. (*Sparkle sound*)

You know the ladies can't resist me when I use my cool one-liners
Like Ikuze, kawaiinochan. That line never expires. (Hey hey hey!)
I ran a search on the Internet for American KoF on lan
All I see is Kyo and Iori otaku. Pay me some credit. Understand?

[Chorus]

Pause the game! DDR said my moves were lame! (Are you a monkey?)
Daimon, don't just stand there, make the earth shake!
I don't want want to leave yet, too many ladies left to do.
You'll have to drag my by the ankles and leave me out of KoF 2K2.

Am I shooting and muay thai? Officials can barely decide.
I just ate a platter of sashimi, you dare me to fight? (Ikuze.)
All through KoF I was deprived as could be. (Moetarou?)
I ain't had a girlfriend in years, but who couldn't resist me?

Tight clothes like Blue Mary, Leona or Mai (Hey hey ho ho!)
I'm smooth when I talk, I have a cute way that I walk.
When I was out with Shermie she started to do that Orochi bit.
HOW AM I S'POSED TO LIKE YOU WHEN YOU GO ALL CYBERBITCH?

I go to promos shooting some sparks for all my fans (Thank you.)
Wearing pearl earings and weight lifting gloves on my hands
You know I'm bad. And if you see Krizalid... (Uh huh?)
Tell him I smashed his face, in this dream I had.

[CHORUS: 2X, beat fades out.]