Principal: Geese
Kindergarten Teacher: Chizuru Kagura or Ms. Kagura
Janitor: Billy
Lunch ladies and man: Vice, Mature, and Rugal
Gym teacher: Heidern
Nurse: Angel
Speech teacher: Goenitz
Bus Driver: Lin
The kids a.k.a. Brats: Kyo, Iori, Shingo, Leona, Ralf, Kula, Chris, Yashiro, Shermie, Yuki, Benimaru a.k.a. Ben, Athena, Yamazaki, Kensuo, Bao, and Poophead…er…K’
Now the story (sadly) begins...
Kyo: (crying) Ms. Kagura, Iori hit me again…
Ms. Kagura: Stop hitting Kyo.
Yuki: its ok Kyo, I’m sure he didn’t mean it.
Kyo: (angry) OF COURSE HE DID! IT’S THE SAME THING EVERY DAY! I CAN’T TAKE IT ANY MORE! WAAHHH!!!
Ms. Kagura: Ok, class time for show and tell.
K’: (jumping around and is crossing his legs) Ms. Kagura I have to crap!
Ms. Kagura: What? But you just went 5 minutes ago.
K’: I can’t help it, I’m incontinent.
Ms. Kagura: sigh…go ahead.
(K’ runs off to do his business)
Ms. Kagura: (in cheesy voice) Ok kids as I was saying, its show and tell time! Who wants to go first?
(Everyone raises they’re hand)
Ms. Kagura: (thinking) this is gonna be one long day…
Ralf: Oh, Oh, I wanna go first.
Ms. Kagura: sigh, very well Ralf. (thinking) Please not another weapon, please not another weapon…
(Ralf comes to the front of the classroom dragging a large duffel bag behind him)
Ralf: Today I brought…(unzips the duffel bag and pulls out a) AN AK-47!!!
Class: COOL!!!
Ms. Kagura: not again…
Ralf: I use this one to go hunting and sometimes if I get a good shot, it can knock off heads!
All Guys in class: COOL!
All Girls in class: EWWW!
Ms. Kagura: That is it Ralf, I’ll have to confiscate that weapon.
Ralf: Again…
Ms. Kagura: Yes! (takes the AK-47 from Ralf)…now who wants to go next?
Shingo: ME! ME!
Ms. Kagura: Shingo, what have you brought us today?
(Shingo runs up to the front of the room)
Shingo: I brought (reaches in his pocket and pulls out) the gloves Kyo gave to me.
Ms. Kagura: Shingo isn’t that the same item you’ve been showing us for the last 51 days?
Shingo: Yeah, so? (goes back to his seat and sits down)
Ms. Kagura: (in cheesy voice) Now who to go next? …How about you Leona?
(Leona walks up to the front of the class reaches into her pocket and pulls out a few animal hairs)
Ms. Kagura: Um, Leona, if you don’t mind me asking, but what is that?
Leona: (emotionless) whats left from my pet dog… (walks back to seat)
Ms. Kagura: Um, ok Kensuo, how about show us what you got.
(Kensuo walks up to the front of the class and pulls out…)
Kensuo: Porn magazines.
Ms. Kagura: That’s enough Kensuo, go back to your seat now, um, Yamazaki how about you tell us what you have.
Yamazaki: STEROIDS!!!
Ms. Kagura: Um, never mind, um, Yuki how about you.
Yuki: I brought a picture I drew of me and Kyo! (pulls out one hell of a crappy picture)
Yamazaki: That is Ooogly!
Yuki: No it isn’t!
Ms. Kagura: Ok Yuki you may sit down now.
(Poopyhead K’ comes in and sits down, he has a very relaxing look on his face)
K’: phew…
Ms. Kagura: How about you K’, do you have any thing to show us?
K’: No but I have something to tell everyone.
Ms. Kagura: What is it?
K’: The author thinks I’m a crack head idiot that is really a whore!
Ms. Kagura: That was…very um, interesting…
K’: WAAAAAAAHHHHH!! You all hate my story! (runs back to his seat) Kula, aren’t you gonna make me feel better?
Kula; No way in Hell.
K’: WAAAAAHHHH! I’m such a loser.
Iori: No, really.
Ms. Kagura: Ok Kula how about you show us what you have for us.
Kula: (freezes K’) A frozen K’…
Ms. Kagura: Interesting… um, Joe how about you…
(Joe walks up to the front of the class)
Joe: I have this to show everyone. (moons the class)
Class: MY VIRGIN EYES!!! MY VIRGIN EYES!!!
Ms. Kagura: JOE HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU NOT TO MOON THE CLASS!!
Joe: Um, maybe 51.
Ms. Kagura: Joe go back to seat sit down and shut up.
(Joe walks back to his seat)
Ms. Kagura: Um Ben how about you show us what you have…
Ben: (walks up to the front of the class) I wanna show everyone my picture I got when I went to Hooters for my sixth birthday. (pulls out a picture of Benimaru sitting behind a birthday cake, behind Benimaru there are many women posing for the camera) See, see.
Shingo: Is that…the two lunch ladies in the back, what are their names, Mature and Vice…
Ms. Kagura: Ben how about you put that a way and sit down, Athena, I’m sure you have something appropriate to show us.
(Athena walks up to the front of the class, stands there for a minute then bursts out crying)
Athena: WWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!! LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO ME!!! (shows everyone a hentai comic about Athena)
(Ms. Kagura’s and Kensuo’s eyes nearly pop out of they’re heads, Ms. Kagura because it’s a hentai comic and Kensuo, because, you know)
Kensuo: WWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
(Athena sits back down sniffling)
Ms. Kagura: Ok, um… Iori, how about you…
(Iori goes up to the front of the classroom with his backpack)
Iori: I have (pulls something out of his bag) whats left of my dad (a bunch a fingers ant toes are in a plastic baggy)
Ms. Kagura: (really creeped out) oh look class its time for recess.
(kids run out of the classroom like a mob of people)
(Ms. Kagura takes Ralf’s AK-47 and opens up a locker full of knives, guns, grenades, bombs, and motovel cocktails)
Ms. Kagura: there’s another to add to my collection. (shuts locker)
Meanwhile outside…
(Athena and Bao are playing hopscotch with Kensuo watching Athena)
Athena: One, two, three, (trips and lands on her face) WWWWWWAHHH!!!
Kensuo: (sees up Athena’s skirt) WOZAH!!
(over in the distance Shermie, Yashiro, Yamazaki and Chris are by a tree)
Yamazaki: Looky what I smuggled out of the house. (shows Chris some pot)
Chris: Oh, oh, can I see?
(Yamazaki hands Chris some pot, Chris inhales it and turns into Orochi)
Child Orochi: HAHAHAHA (flies away)
Yamazaki: HEY YOU BASTARD, PAY ME 5,000 FOR THAT!!!
(not to far away Ralf and Leona are playing army, well Ralf is playing)
Ralf: BOOM BOOM!!! I shot ya!
Leona: (just stands there emotionless) …(throws her earrings at him) KABOOM!!!
(nearby, Yuki, Kyo, and Shingo are on the swing set)
Kyo: Look I’m higher up then you Shingo!
Shingo: You are not! (with a burst of strength he swings much higher then Kyo, too bad for him he the chain breaks) AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
(just around the corner Joe is there playing with some dolls)
Joe: Yes Mrs. Lulu you can have a cup of tea. ^_^
Iori: (lights him on fire) You fire wannabe.
Kula: You failure. (freezes him)
K’: WWWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
(over by the fence, Benimaru looks at a nearby poster of some advertisement of some nightclub)
Ben: (looks up at the nearly nude lady) sigh…
(then Rugal opens the doors from the school)
Rugal: HEY BRATS, YOUR CRAP IS READY!!
(all the kids run into the school like a mob, running over Rugal)
Rugal: …Ow…
(all the brats…err…kids get in line for their food)
Vice: I hate this job!
Mature: Yeah it gets my fingernails all dirty.
K’: Lady can I get some food now!
Vice: WAIT FOR YOUR GODAMNED TURN!!
K’: But it is.
Vice: Oh, really, here you go…(thinking) god do I hate kids…
Mature: That will be $10.00
Kula: What! All I bought was a slushy!
Mature: Err, the stock markets gone down 60%, now cough up the cash.
Kula: This SUCKS! (hands Mature a $10 bill)
Mature: Hehe…Thanks (sticks $1 in the cash register and put the rest in her pocket) Next!
(All the kids are sitting at different lunch tables)
Yuki: This stinks, they made me pay $30 for a small fry!
Shingo: Oh yeah! Well they didn’t make you $80 for a apple and chips!
Ben: (stares at Vice and Mature serving food) …sigh…
Kyo: Well gotta go. (walks away from the table)
Shingo: Where is he going.
Yuki: Oh, you know.
(The table switches over to Leona, Ralf, and Iori, who sits as far away from them as possible)
Ralf: And then in the movie, the guys head blows off and it explodes it was awesome!
Leona: (not listening to Ralf, stares at Iori right in the eye with the look of death) ……
Iori: (stares right back Leona with the look of death) ……
Leona: …
Iori: …
(then over at the loser table)
Joe: (sits by himself and eats a sandwich) Lalalala!!! ^_^
K’: (looks from place to place very worried) …mommy…
(over at another table Yamazaki, Yashiro, and Shermie are all smoking pot)
Chris: I’m back! (sits down and starts eating)
(At another table Kula sits quietly by herself, then her cell phone rings)
Kula: Hello…you want me to attack K’ again…at 5:00…got it…(hangs up) I love ice cream, (pulls out a sucker) but lollipops are better…^_^
(over by another table, Athena, Kensuo, and Bao sit together)
Kensuo: Hey Athena, can I see that comic you brought for show and tell?
Athena: (starts to cry) Don’t remind me…WWWWWAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
Bao: I love French fries!!! (stuffs them all in his mouth)
(Kensuo gets up and trips for no reason)
Kensuo: Gee, I think I sprained my ancle, I guess I should see the nurse. (runs toward the nurse’s office)
Bao: oooooook.
(at the nurse’s office)
Angel: ^_^ Here you go Kyo. ^_^ (hands him some pills and a cup of water)
Kyo: (takes his pills) Thank you Nurse Lady.
Angel: Awe how cute he just called me the Nurse Lady! ^_^
Kensuo: (runs in) Hey Nurse Lady, I think I sprained my ancle.
Angel: Nice try, Kensuo, I’m not falling for that one again.
Kensuo: Damn!
(back at the lunch)
Mature: Time to throw away whats left of your lunches kids!
(kids throw away all that sloppy stuff, you know the incredibly gross stuff)
Shingo: Kyo, Yuki, wait for me! (runs and trips which causes the trash can to fall and spill all over the place) Whoops!
Billy: DAMN! YOU LITTLE BRAT! NOW LOOK AT WHAT I HAVE TO CLEAN UP!! (chases Shingo with his mop/pole)
Shingo: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
(gym time…)
Heidern: ALRIGHT MAGGOTS 50 PUSH-UPS!!!
Ralf: What! Were only kindergarters.
Heidern: I SAID DO THEM, DAMMIT!!!
Kula: say it, don’t spray it.
Heidern: DID YOU SAY SOMETHING KULA?
Kula: Um, just saying how fun it is to do push-ups.
Heidern: GOOD! AFTER THIS DO 100 SIT-UPS THEN RUN 222 TIMES AROUND THE TRACK!!!
(after gym class)
Kyo: I’m… tried…
Iori: Shut…up.
Leona: (walks by without showing any sign of fatigue) …
(nurse’s office)
Kensuo: Miss! Really, I’m not kidding I sprained my ancle! All I want is a pack of ice!
Angel: Like I said Kensuo… not good enough…
(Back in kindergarten class)
Ms. Kagura: (Looks at the time) Gee, I think its time for your speech class, Iori, Leona, Yamazaki, Yashiro, Shermie, and Chris.
(All walk out of the room towards class)
Goenitz: Hello kids this is Speech class a.k.a. how to reserict Orochi class. Any questions?
Mature: Yeah, why are we here?
Goenitz: Well that’s probably because you’re all Hakkeshu.
Vice: A Hack a shoe?
Goenitz: NO HAKKESHU!!! Anyway once apon a time in anciet japan…(continues with Anti-Kid story) And that’s the end.
Everyone except for Leona and Iori: SNORE!!!
(Leona and Iori walk out of the classroom)
(back in kindergarten class)
Ms. Kagura: Well kids it looks like its time to go.
Kids: YYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!! (run out of the class like a mob)
(on the bus)
Lin: Stupid kids shut-up.
Kids: MAKE-ME!!!
Lin: I have to teach you a lesson. (gets off the drivers seat and walks toward all the kids at the back of the bus)
Kids: OH NO!
Lin: What? I haven’t even started to punish you yet. (turns around) AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
(the bus hits a small little tree and totally dents the bus up. The kids run off the bus like a horde of ants to tell their parents what the bus driver did)
Lin: ROTEN BRATS!!! (Bus catches on fire) oh damn…
(back at kindergarten school)
Geese: I’m bored…
(then Terry Bogard runs in Geese’s office)
Terry: Geese! You killed my father! For that you shall pay.
Geese: Catch me if you can! (jumps out the window and instantly falls and hits the ground) Ow…
Terry: … o_O
The end…or is it…
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